Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = no
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I want to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that
I'm not upset = of course I am upset
The kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new wallpaper...
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me